Your weekly roundup of culinary delights, the Carnival of the Recipes, is baking Inside Allan's Mind. And I forgot to submit a &*($%&*$ recipe this week. Again. Anyway, go and enjoy gustatory delights.

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And I giggled through the whole, craptastic thing. Star Wars Episode IV as a filthy, disgusting, flash-enabled "movie".

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1 I think I injured myself laughing a couple of times. I mean, shame! Shame on you for linking to that!

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Drake Esmay is in the hospital with pneumonia. Those of you that pray, do so. Those that don't, stop by and offer your best wishes to both Dean and Rosemary.

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Famous moms
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PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER:
"I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is
past your curfew."

MONA LISA'S MOTHER:
"After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that's the
biggest smile you can give us?"

COLUMBUS' MOTHER:
"I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have
written!"

MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER:
"Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea
how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"

NAPOLEON'S MOTHER:
"All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket,
take your hand out of there and show me."

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER:
"Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like
the other kids?"

MARY'S MOTHER:
"I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, but I would like
to know how he got a better grade than you."

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:
"But it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair?
Styling gel, mousse, something . . .?"

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER:
"The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can
kiss your allowance good-bye!"

JONAH'S MOTHER:
"That's a nice story. Now tell me where you've really been for the
last three days."

THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb.
Now turn it off and get to bed."

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1 My god she's built like Barbie. Barrel chest (even without the boobs) and a child's waist. No wonder men go for her. Yecch.

Posted by: caltechgirl at February 17, 2005 07:45 PM (bwprt)

2 Full admission: I used to read Playboy. Yes, that included the articles and no, that's not the reason I bought the damn thing. Anyway, I remember the first time I saw Pamela Anderson: she was the (mostly) clothed cover model for the October, 1989 issue, which featured Girls of the Southeaster Conference. Why do I remember this? I'm something of a beautiful naked girl savant. I thought at that time that the cover girl was much prettier than any of the women inside the magazine. Fast forward a few months. Now Pamela Anderson was INSIDE the magazine. She looked amazing. Still does, too, despite the variety of sizes that her boobs come in. And you're right about men being physically attracted to her. Even those of us that might find her other traits off-putting still cannot full resist the effect on our limbic system.

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3 I wouldn't exactly call it your limbic system....

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4 :-P Okay, you have a point.

Posted by: physics geek at February 17, 2005 09:37 PM (Xvrs7)

5 I think Pam is HOTT and i also think that if posing naked gets peoples attention then go for it,she got my attention but she don't have the pose to get my attention!

Posted by: I love pam at February 17, 2005 10:14 PM (fo+EC)

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I wonder what the grant application looked like

Scientists now know what smell female cockroaches use to entice males. Uh, why exactly does anyone care? Some will mention the potential use as a pesticide. I think they're lying; it's about the love that really should not speak its name.

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No sexual innuendos, Harvey. Russell Wardlow posted a link about self-resistance training. If the isometric stuff looks familiar, it should. The old "Look Like Charles Atlas!" ads in comics used to push this type of training to prevent bullies from kicking sand in your face. I never understood the message because all self-respecting bullies in my day carried firearms. Getting close enough to punch them in the kisser wasn't a viable option. Anyhoo, body-weight strength training has been around a long time and can be pretty effective. Like anything else, it involves discipline and commitment.

I wonder what the Alliance fitness instructor thinks about this type of exercise?

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It's a pity that Susan Estrich is unarmed

Check out the drubbing that Michael Kinsley and Charlotte Allen inflict on Susan Estrich, metaphorically speaking, of course. Susan's screechy diatribe is reprinted in its full glory. A couple of excerpts:

[Michael Kinsley]

She is right that we should have more women writing for our op-ed page, and she is right that I am bad about answering e-mail, although she is wrong to think that this bad habit is gender-specific. What seems to have popped her cork, however, is an article by a woman that we did run. I'm sorry that she has "never heard of" Charlotte Allen, but I think it may be possible to be a woman even if Susan Estrich has never heard of you. Even a member of the Independent Women's Forum can nevertheless be a woman, perhaps.

[Charlotte Allen]

That sounded to me like what the lawyers call a "non sequitur." After all, to paraphrase Sojourner Truth, I'm a woman, ain't I? And so is my fellow IWF Web-regular Cathy Seipp, who wrote one of the other articles in the package, "La Difference Isn't Rocket Science," making fun of the female MIT biologist who got an attack of the vapors when she heard Harvard's president point out that differences between male and female brains might have something to do with the supposed statistical underrepresentation of women in science. And so was the author of the third article and the two authors who collaborated on the fourth. That's five women on the front page of the Times opinion page. Where's the "discrimination"?

... "The article last Sunday was penned by a feminist-hater I have never heard of, nor probably have you, by the name of Charlotte Allen. Her only book was about Jesus ... written eight years ago, and as far as I can tell what she does is to edit a blog for the Independent Women's Forum which is a group of right wing women who exist to get on TV and get in newspapers attacking the likes of us."

I think that translates into: Charlotte Allen is a nobody, whereas I am the great Susan Estrich.

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So Bugs Bunny will have superpowers now. What for? He ALWAYS won by just being Bugs Bunny, smartest hare-brained being in the universe. Anyway, here's the before and after photo:

Thanks to Jonah for the link.

Update: Looks like Michele agrees with me, albeit in a slightly more forceful way.

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Wuzzadem posts an interview between Bill O'Reilley and Yoda. Great stuff, but I believe it's been edited for time because I see no mention of "Spin Zone: The Flamethrower"; the kids just love that.

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Acidman found someone who has taken my favorite hobby and raised it to a whole new level. Looks like fun, but I'm betting the chief won't go for it at my house.

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And yes, I already cast mine in Wizbang's latest strip-off between former teen pop tarts Debbie Gibson and Tiffany. When choosing, consider carefully whether or not you prefer your women blonde or red-haired. Your view on medically enhanced bodies versus au natural may color your point of view as well. Choose wisely.

Not sure whom to vote for? Kevin provided links, which I've copied below the fold. Some things are just too good not to share. more...

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The central character in this story was convicted of drunk driving after consuming 3 glasses of Listerine. First of all, yuck. Second of all, if she really felt the need to get plastered, she should have chosen the drink preferred by lots of middle schoolers: vanilla extract. Trust me: it's got a lot of alcohol in it.

Maybe it's a gateway drug. Next thing you know, she'll be drinking Squeeze(Sterno).

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Lots of useful information if, like me, you're still mired in the wonderful world of Microsoft Windows(aka, the world's biggest computer virus).

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Just because Michele asked so nicely:

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F*cking PCUSA elders "justify" their divestment from Israel. They invited 4 Palestinians to speak and 3/4 are members of groups that don't recognize Israel's right to exist. Nope, no bias here.

Here's what really chaps my ass, though: the press all across this country will report that the "Presbyterian Church has divested itself from Israel", trumpeting that as indicative of all Presbyterians. Of course, no one will bother to mention that this is the PCUSA branch, which is far and away the most leftist, liberal part of the Presbyterian Church. No mention of the more conservative Orthodox Presbyterian Church(OPC) or the Presbyterian Church in America(PCA). I'm a member of PCA church right now and I will tell you that the PCA members would revolt en masse against the church leadership if they ever attempted such ridiculous thing.

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Found at Protein Wisdom, Excerpt:

Actively, eagerly, and publically smearing a White House Press Secretary based on the word of a couple of unnamed sources and a dubious 1995 story: this is how thoroughly depraved a certain segment of the American left has become. To these rancid ideologues, tabloid gossip and gay baiting have become legitimate tools to use in their increasingly fevered attempt to dismantle the administration they so patently despise. And though they’ll rationalize every single contemptible thing they say or do—knowing that are protected by a cult of ends-justify-the-means groupthink—make no mistake: they know what they’re doing is despicable.

I have nothing but the utmost contempt for these people.

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Val Prieto has kept us all updated on the story of the stray cat that adopted him in the aftermath of a hurricane. Kiddo McFiddo had become one of the family. Unfortunately, the final chapter was written recently, and the ending wasn't a happy one. However, have to disagree with one of Val's comments:

I'm sorry, Kiddo McFiddo. You deserved better than me.

In a word: crap. When the kitten was too skittish to be approached, Val fed her. When Val noticed the kitten was injured, he had her taken to the vet, where the extent of the damage was diagnosed. The cost was prohibitive and the poor cat would never have been the same physically. Val made the right call, hard as it was. So a peaceful end, surrounded by loved ones, after months of being part of the family. Most of us should hope for such an end. Kiddo McFiddo was lucky to have taken up residence in Val's backyard.

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From the What Were They Thinking? category comes this little tidbit: Paris Hilton as Barbara Eden. Because nothing says good, wholesome entertainment like Paris Hilton. Sure.

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What do you get when you combine charred animal flesh with some fresh oral sex? A new holiday, that's what. Thanks to Michele for the link. Admittedly, I'm curious as to what the Hallmark cards would look like.

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